Thursday, March 26, 2009

A Glimpse at Korean Children

So recently me and a Fellow Bup (FB) teaching in Korea were having a conversation and this is a snippet:

FB: Please tell me why did a fat kid try to donchi me????!!!!???? I tried to break his arm after that!

Me: LMAOOOO

FB: I threw his big ass on the ground

Me: Why did he do that?

FB: All these kids are PERVS!

Me: Hol up what exactly is a donchi?

FB: When they put their hands together with the indexes out like a gun and try to ram it up your ass! They think that shit is funny!

ME: LMAOOOOO AHAHAHAHAAA!!!!

FB: They don't speak enough English to tell me where they learned that shit from. Who thought of that shit??? That's not something that I would have even DREAMED of doing to somebody, especially not a grown person or teacher.

ME: yeah man that shit is so WILD! AHAHAHA!

FB: That's a good way to F'ed up! It has to stop immediately...he didn't understand after almost getting his wrist broken the first time!

ME: So wait, they have done this to u more than once? The same kid? I wish one of my students would even think about doing something like that!

FB: Yeah, same kid twice today! He thought I was playing the first time.

ME: I grabbed a student up this week for hittin me tho! Like I grabbed him by the collar and pulled him to me LIKE DONT EVER IN YOUR LIFE TOUCH ME! Then let him go with a little force!

FB: Damn....hit you where???

ME: Like jumped and slapped both of my shoulder simultaneously! HARD TOO!

FB: Dang.....my kids always want to practice their Taekwondo on me or arm wrestle me....TWO losing battles!

Just a lil glimpse into the life of an English Teacher in Korea. Bad ass kids!

2 comments:

The District's Buppie said...

Let me find out you got karate chopped! LMAO hahaha

The Tenant said...

The donchi is a very popular thing in asian cultures, i've been tryin to bring it over to the states and add spice to the sex life, owwwwwwwwwwwwww

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