Call me a Prude, Tight A$, whatever, but this AGE of everyone is a Porn star sh!t is getting on my GOT damn nerves.
Since when has it become acceptable for a man to turn his nose up at me or look at me like a Pastor looks at a member who has not been to church in 3 months because:
"Do you do girl on girl?"
I shook my head and said "No , Of course Not."
"Will you let me Cum on your eyelid?"
I say,"FI say,"FI say,"FI say,"F$&^K NO!"amp;^K NO!"amp;^K NO!"
"Well, let me stick it in your arm flap?"
I say, "Ni@@A PLEASE!!!"
More and more I meet guys that are completely demanding sexually, like all that extra sh!t is the fU@!#kng normal.
MotherF%&KER it is not! I am not going to be your Pinky, Cherokee D'ass, Carmen Hayes, or Heather Hunter!
Men all the sudden have this movement where they want to stick it in every hole, and squirt their lil Soulja juice everywhere??
I mean really, was it not enough that you are now allowed to stick your penis in mouths??
This is not PORNHUB. We are dealing with reality, and I don't f#%king know you like that for you to be busting hot jizz in my motherf$@#ing $300 Weave. Just so you can have a great 60 seconds or less!
PAUSE.
Now let me clear things up. Do not get me wrong here. Intimacy grows and excels as you get to know and build affections for individual. If you got a S.O and you all have EVOLVED into some private(or public) porn stars. Hats off to you CUMrades. F#@#king let him cum on your f%%king pinky toe for all I care. What boggles me, is what happened to the idea of BUILDING and getting better with time?
The expectations that folks have these days for sex are RIDAMNdiclous ... at least to me...the only Prude left in DC.
2 comments:
I actually came to read this through a mutual friend we have on twitter! :)
Great blog! It's sad that men think this sh!t is acceptable & even sadder that the women behind this don't think nothing of it because at the end of the day, they're getting their money and who is it really hurting? Damn shame... Once again, I loved it & looking to read more from you!
-Mrs. EnJ
WWW.EverythingEnJ.blogspot.com
LMBO! I think I almost fell off my chair and under my desk at $300 weave. But I so feel you Lady. It seems that people become way to enamoured with what they see on television and seem to think this is what they are entitled to right off the boat. I'm with you.. learn and grow together with your Boo... From a Prude in Brooklyn
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